DeceptiBear cares about explosives! We colored this because we are Easily Amused.
Hey, the Care Bears have somebody for everyone else, right? So they send in Special Agent DeceptiBear for poor, stressed, un-caring Decepticons.
And we figure he comes in at Mach 4, in Starscream, waving the Autobot Matrix in one hand and Optimus Prime's dripping fuel pump in the other, and says, "No, no, no, ya GOTTA care! CARE enough to beat the scrap-iron SLAG outta any punk Autobot who gets in the way of your universal domination, which you gotta CARE a great DEAL about!" He goes on like this for about 20 minutes in front of the Decepticons in a obscenity-slinging pep talk, insults Megatron to his face to get him REALLY riled up for battle, then sets off a small thermonuclear device to get the mood going. Care--Care--KABOOM!
(The other Care Bears would object to DeceptiBear's methods, but GrumpyBear's a fan of Soundwave and slipped them all cyanide pills during a party for an autograph. It's not like he ever liked them anyway. Besides, the Autobots never needed them, so the whole lot ended up sitting around Care-A-Lot trying to put him through therapy. DeceptiBear CARED enough to help him out, that's all.)
(--oh, and GrumpyBear rode off in Gears to complain happily ever after. Because heck if those two aren't a match made in Hades...)
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(2k5) <0-Decepticon> Bonecrusher says, "Don't leave me here alone with this evil Sweep!" Bonecrusher (crush) pages: I've seen your Sweep Sheba, btw. Now I know that Sweeps are more scary with twice as many pink claws.
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(2k5) <0-Decepticon> Bonecrusher says, "Don't leave me here alone with this evil Sweep!"
Bonecrusher (crush) pages: I've seen your Sweep Sheba, btw. Now I know that Sweeps are more scary with twice as many pink claws.
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"The Lost Are Not Forgotten:
For Remembrance; As A Reminder."
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That is incredibly funny.
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"I know where I stand, Megatron.
I chose my side."
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I'm Optimus Prime
in the Transformers-Crew!